it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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