my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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