ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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