if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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