...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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