hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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