why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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