Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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