he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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