We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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