i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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