Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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