It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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