Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I intend to get homeless drunk
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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