sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Randomize
