I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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