omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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