If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Nicole vs. Life
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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