how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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