3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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