Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Randomize
