Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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