did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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