Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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