I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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