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I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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