i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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