I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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