She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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