I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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