i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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