I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
My vagina is officially offended.
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