glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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