Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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