if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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