Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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