hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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