I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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