I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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