Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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