i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
P.S. I can't hear my feet
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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