But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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