I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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