So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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