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The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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