you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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