It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm like, not good at living.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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