windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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