Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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