i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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