Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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